A new hat pattern for sale, the BRB Slouchy Hat. Naming a hat is no easy task.
I was going to call it the "Hide from Junior Hat" but unfortunately, if Junior wants to find you, he will. Moreover, if he simply has to tell you something about Mindcraft or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, he's going to do it no matter how loudly you, as his sister, scream SHUT UP! at him. Adding a hat to the situation wouldn't phase him in the least except me might talk very loudly and directly into your ear because he thinks you can't hear him.
I briefly considered calling it the "KitKat Hat" since the kitty in the photo is named KitKat and Bubbles likes to put the hat on her while she's sleeping. I filed that one under Dumb name and Might have trademark issues. Addendum: Good thinking, Pink. KitKat is the new name for the Droid App systerm launched today, which I heard about on the way to have coffee with Knitting New England this morning after publishing this post. "Ha!" I thought to myself. Great instincts, Pink. They'd be all over you with million dollar lawsuits if you'd called it the Kit KatHat. Especially when they saw you Not naked, below. We don't need a replay of the USOC picking on us knitters, do we?
Bubbles really wanted to do a spy vignette and had all these ideas for peeking around corners with KitKat and making the two of them into super spies. I then thought of calling it the "Mata Hari Hat." The photo below is the best spy pic I have but used out of context it's a bit strange.
Bubbles looks like she's up to the task of being an International Super Spy but KitKat is about to have a post-prandial nap. I don't want people to think this is an ad for pediatric or veterinary antipsychotics. Angry kid and tired cat? We have the answer all in one pink pill!
And let's not forget the "Naked Mom Hat." When you're wearing a normal, respectable tank top and your kid insists on taking your picture and somehow makes you look like you have no clothes on you become Naked Mom (really! where did the tank top go?!) But if you have the magic hat on, you don't need clothes.
Another pic that Super Spy insisted on taking and I fee feel compelled to show you since it proves that I'm clothed and am not running around taking pictures naked. C'mon: I'm much too repressed for that. So, I lastly bring you The "Blurry but Fully Clothed Hat." The real origin of the name of the BRB Slouchy Hat? Well, after all that I'm just too tired to tell you.