I've picked out my wedding outfit - have you? Of course, it's after midnight the night before so you all are already dressed, I'm sure . I'm just hoping to see Posh in something where she can eat a carrot stick and not come out of her seams - in something she isn't poured into. C'mon woman, branch out. You're pregnant! Me, I'm going antiestablishment and wearing denim, and demure Top Shop suede pumps in canary. (And Kate, I sincerely hope we see some fab shoes on you and not white satin snoozefests.) A wee fascinator by Arturo Rios to annoy the people behind me and voila - time to brave the masses. No jewelry, though...I prefer subtlety.