I really need your help. Junior was introduced to "Stripping for fitness" while in Ireland over Christmas. Now, he slides down every lamp he sees, and we've gone through 3 lamps since then. The easy solution is a stripper pole placed in the corner of our living room so he can launch himself from couch to pole screaming, "I FIREMANNNNNNNN!"
But Husband thinks this is outrageous - who buys a stripper pole for their 2 year old? (me)
See that lamp in the corner? a JOKE. I really think a subtle stripper pole in the corner could be stately, unobstrusive, even tasteful.
And this? Gone in 10 seconds. Jeez, I hope Junior doesn't see these photos...talk about porn for two year old firemen!
No chance whatsoever.
Please help me out by leaving a comment, preferably in support of getting the pole since I'm the one who gets stuck picking up the child as he lies pitifully on the floor, his leg trapped under the latest cheap Ikea lamp I've purchased for his, er, habit. Maybe Husband will listen to you!
Hey, look! Carmen Elektra even has one for sale.